romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading
Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.
for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:
this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
I’m supposed to be finished getting myself ready for PaleyFest tomorrow but doodled a random Jenny instead.
After my Doctor Who quiet book made such waves, My son asked me to make him a new quiet book! So this time around, HARRY POTTER! I feel like I have been working on this forever, but the pattern book turned out sooooooooooo cool!!
It is now available in my Etsy shop for instant download. https://www.etsy.com/listing/186487531/harry-potter-themed-quiet-book-pattern?ref=shop_home_feat_4
The Muppets - “Mahna Mahna”
aka ‘the BEST SONG EVER’
If you don’t reblog Mahna Mahna, we’re not friends.
For Mahna Mahna reasons. And we are so friends.
And for those who dont know, this is from the very first Muppets episode.
This is the ringtone on my phone.